Six Flags in front of the Freeway
After having been lost in deep Baltimore City, what I thought was my final escape insinuated an identical anxiety to that which is felt upon entering a ride terminal at an amusement park.
Only in this theme park; if you get out of line, they guards don’t just kick you out of the park and on your way. No. They don’t even throw you out of the park. They just lock you up in a little box in the middle where everyone can walk by you and laugh histerically until you’re tears are made of blood.
Ladies and Gentlemen, if you thought the stories about Stalin were nauseating, the adventure of the future is a new attraction sure to please even the most bitter souls.
